WTF?

Hello Fellow Fashion Crime Stoppers,

Welcome to SheLookDumb! This blog was created to make sure that fashion law is obeyed. Although you may not have been caught, (or nobody was nice enough to tell you) we will find you and let you know why YouLookDumb.

We’re starting off our first post with an older photo from a Prom. The mother of all fashion disasters, the big kahuna of ugliness, the quintessential occasion where all my fashion nightmares become reality. Now when I think of Prom, I think of Cinderella-esque ball gowns built using mountains of tulle that can choke a donkey. There are usually so many sequins that you may confuse your date with RuPaul. (See UrbanDictionary.com RuPaul Drag Race, if you are unfamiliar.) But there is a spectrum. There is always a girl who finds the perfect slinky number, the girl who tries and fails, and the girl who JustLookDumb.

Now, see if you can guess which one is which in the picture above…. If you guessed the girl in the short gold dress is “The Good”, please feel free to get off my website! If you guessed the girl in the black one shoulder dress, then please continue on. You are correct! The girl in the black dress has it all figured out, the dress is simple yet elegant and flatters her figure, she has passed the Prom Dress Test with flying colors.

The girl in the floral dress, tried. Good effort. The dress unfortunately does not work with her body type, and the print is dated (I think my grandmother wore a similar print to HER Prom). And the gold trim down the front is just plain confusing.

And now for the offender of the evening, the girl in the gold dress. Ah, where to begin?

1. This dress does not, I repeat NOT fit her.

2. It’s short. Now I’m all for short dresses, but come on honey you’re going to Prom! This dress isn’t formal enough for the event you are attending. I’m surprised you didn’t throw on a tiara, the most beautiful hideous Prom accessory ever created.

3.What are your shoes? Come on, black suede with gold lace? AND they’re mary janes, are you high? This combo should not have been attempted in the middle of May… or ever.

4. You’re welcome for not posting the other pictures of your VPL (Visable Panty Line).

SheLookDumb.

Prom can be a magical night full of pictures, underage drinking and loss of virginity. Most importantly great dresses. But beware all you fashion offenders, I will find you, wear-ever you are, no matter what occasion.

XO

Isla FindYou