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Shorty McShort Shorts
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June 7th, 2011Do you own a mirror?, FAIL
Happy Monday Fashionistas!
I figured I’d cover a topic that might need to be explained again before we get into full blown summer clothing. This is why today our post is dedicated to shorts, or lack there of.
Shorts, where to begin? They’re a tricky article of clothing to wear, because of body type, length and I guess confidence? I’ve never quite liked shorts, mostly because I grew up in the 90′s wearing what I call “Mom Shorts”. Those are the ones that start above your belly button and take around 5 buttons to fasten, that’s how high the rise is. Oh, and they end mid thigh. Real flattering. Clearly the girls in the above photo didn’t have their parents dressing them as a pre-teen and are not currently paranoid about finding a nice pair of jorts. If you can even call them that. In some countries, I believe that amount of coverage is called underwear. I am a firm believer that shorts should NOT hug the thigh, it is never a good look even for the boniest girl you know.
Now beyond that these chickas are missing some pants, they proceed to wear fanny packs! People! Fanny packs are for overweight tourists visiting Disneyland, not twenty something year old girls! And belly shirts? I think those are for the super toned or the anorexic. And mesh, that was definitely left behind in the 90s club scene. I am so happy you are attempting to bring that back! That was a lie, this is a complete fail. Where was the mirror here? Or the concerned parent?
Someone please help these girls before they become those moms that think its OK to hang out with their children and wear their clothes while pushing 60. But I must say at least one nice thing before closing this post….
Um, your hair looks nice?
xoxo
Isla
4 responses to “Shorty McShort Shorts” 
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BTW forgive a forreal individual for his ignorance, but enlighten a brother – what the hell is “jorts”?
Also, I’m wonder cud you identify what kind of wack boots those wack boots she on the left wearing. The black ones.
Personally, I wud like a external link to tell my girls “Hey, yall shud get these…” AS A JOKE!
Wacky hos….
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findyou June 9th, 2011 at 03:01
Well Jonesy,
Those shoes are a wayyy wack version of gladiator sandals… with fringe. I believe they sell them at those stripper outlets where this girl seemed to pick up the rest of her outfit.
xoPs. Jorts= jean shorts…. get with it.
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These two a forreal bad application of jorts but i cannot imagine a summer without jorts, speaking as a male human being, know sayin..
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jones June 9th, 2011 at 02:07