Hola My Fashion Forward Fans,

Hope you all have had a good weekend! I spent mine on the street following the crazies in New York and am happy to report I have some fun photos to share. Starting with a woman I am calling the Green Hornet. I saw this colorful character while picking up a bottle of water in what is called mist. But can be better described as piss in your face. It’s nasty, kind of like this woman’s outfit. First off, why would anyone dye their hair green? Seriously? That’s probably the last color that should be on your head. It reminds me of a joke my elementrey school gym teacher used to tell us. It went something like this:

A boy sees three girls in his class, one has blonde hair, one has brown hair and one has green hair. The boy goes up to the blond and says,”I like your hair, do you dye it?”

And she says, “No, it’s all natural!” As she pushes her hair off the left side of her face.

The boy turns to the brunette and says, “Your hair is nice too, is it yours?”

And she says, “Of course it’s mine.” As she pushes her hair off the right side of her face.

The boy walks over to he green haired girl and goes, “Well, your hair is interesting, you must dye it.”

To which the green haired girl responds, “No I don’t! It’s all natural.” As she pushes her hand up her nose and running it through her hair.

Honey, did you just get boogies in your hair like the girl from the joke? If this was by choice, please forward me your drug dealers name. I would like to take the crack you seem to be on. Also, when did it become OK for a 40 year old woman to have green hair, and wear all one color. Its wrong as someone below the age of 13, but it should just be illegal when you have to start wearing a bra. I wonder what her favorite color is?

This next lovely picture is brought to you by the BBQ party thing that was going on in Madison Square Park this afternoon. I chased this fascinating creature half a block to capture this for you my friends. Here we have a woman who’s hair is the color of lipstick and blood. It should not be used to dye your weave. Also, since you’ve attempted this ridiculous disaster, at least touch up your roots! Man, you look TERRIBLE! What confuses me even more though, is that before you left your apartment, you probably looked in the mirror and said something along the lines of, “damn I look good!” Why would you wear half a shirt out in public when you have fat rolls covering your back? Also, did you not read my memo on shorts? Yours do not cover enough, and should be considered underwear not pants. I hate you. Your flip flops are nasty.

Put these two together and we almost have an oopma loompa!

New Yorkers, please stop dressing like shit…

xoxo

Isla