Ok Folks,

I know I keep harping on this, but come on. There are just so many people that never will grasp the concept of Prom. Over the weekend I was fortunate enough to witness this disaster first hand. This group of high schoolers were headed for their big night out and one of their friends apparently missed the memo that tutus are for girls in ballet recitals. Actually, I don’t even think that ballerinas wear tutus that nasty. Beyond the fact that you are wearing a tutu, its multi colored! Come on. Are you seven? Get a fashion magazine or log onto the internet. I really have no clue who told you this was a good idea, but they should be shot.

Now for the real kicker, you put on a corset. Um HELLO! You can’t wear a corset unless you are going to tie it properly and buy one that fits you. Just because the sex shop on the street corner was sold out of your size, (you seem to wear the same size as most trannys in New York) doesn’t mean you buy a size smaller. No. Corsets have an incredible power, they can give ANYONE a waist. They flatter almost any figure if you’ve purchased a well made one in the correct size. Which is why most corsets are bought from places that have dressing rooms and sales associates that carry the knowledge to help you make a good purchase.

Now, that doesn’t mean everyone should wear them. I am in no way promoting corsets! I actually haven’t seen a proper corset done in a while. Girlfriend in the tutu clearly tried to squeeze herself into one that is too small so all her fat is overflowing from the top near her shoulder blades. Is there a word for that besides back fat? Because girl you’ve got a great deal of it and probably only checked out your ass as you passed the mirror. Bad choice. You look like a man.

I hope your friend is telling you that she’s embarressed to be seen with you in that get up.

I would.

xoxo

Isla