Hello Ladies and Gents,

Welcome to our most disgusting post yet. Here is what I call “Diaper Pants”, because anyone who wears these looks like they are wearing a saggy diaper full of poop. These pants are quite possibly the most unflattering pair of pants ever designed. And what’s worse, this woman bought them in the worst possible material they could have been made in… Jersey. Worst city, most unforgiving material.

Here’s the problem with jersey. It’s really nice when you first buy it, but after a wear or two it starts to pill and a has stretched out. The material is rarely quite as awesome once you’ve washed it, and if you don’t have the perfect body you can see all imperfections. This woman may have skinny legs, but these do nothing for her because her ass looks like a pancake. Not the yummy chocolate chip kind.

Ughhhhh, I can’t get over how disgusting these pants are! What made you think these look good? No guy is going to check out your ass in those babies. Actually, here is the definition of Man Repeller.

Also honey, you’re wearing black and blue. You look like a bruise.

With a long flat ass.

By the way, I basically told everyone around you I was taking this picture because you look like a moron.

Please buy actual pants. Or PROPER fitting shorts.

Suck it.

xox

Isla