Happy Monday Friends!

This is a super exciting post because it is the first of hopefully many pictures sent in by fans!! So exciting. Yet terrifying at the same time because I fear for the rest of the USA if this is what is out there. Here we have a woman over the age of 60 AT LEAST wearing a belly shirt. FAIL.

There are many girls in there 20s who can’t wear belly shirts, so why at 60+ is it OK for you to wear one? Because you’re dressed as a gypsy. It seems you may have made a terrible selection in costume choices. And I am definitely going to make fun of you for it… because unfortunately I don’t think this is a costume. This performer of sorts is wearing one of the most terrible gypsy looks I have ever seen. Long butterfly sheer sleeves, belly shirt with BRA ON TOP, (obvi, this lady needs more support than most women) and a tie at the waist which only accentuates your lack of curves. Don’t you know you should never try and belt things at your waist if you lack a waist? Huge rule here people! This is always unflattering because it shows off your lack of curves more that anything else can.

I think I have to point out that your hair needs to be brushed and styled in some manner besides the one that was cool back in the 70s.. when you were having your first child!

Here’s why I don’t think its a costume, because she seems to be doing the authentic dirty gypsy look.

Also lady, your colorful paillettes are making me nauseous.

xoxo

Isla

P.S. Send in more pics! I love seeing whats happening across America.