Good Evening Fashion Friends!

Here’s a topic yet to be discovered on this blog, sweatpants. Fun fact, I’ve never purchased a pair. That’s how much I hate them.

I never wore sweat pants in high school, and I was always confused by the people that did because they’re a really stupid design. Actually, it’s lazy design. What douche was like, “Hmm here’s a good idea. Why don’t we put four pieces of this jersey material together and attach elastic at the ends. They will be really soft and loose and guys will like to wear them without underwear.” Yeah asshole, you made a lot of money but I can definitely see your junk in those.  And people who still wear the ones with the elastic on the bottoms… You should probably get off this planet. You make American’s look dumb by wearing that shit.

What really sucks about sweatpants is that they make people look like couch potatoes. I’m sure they are comfortable, but it’s almost as if you didn’t care to put yourself together in the morning, so you threw on a pair of sweatpants. And what makes this picture worse is that she clearly thought about this outfit. You PLANNED on matching this velour sweatshirt to its matching grape pants.Who does that?

Also, the fact that you zipped this, makes you look heavier than you are. It draws attention to the rolls that this sweatshirt has to hug. And the black shirt underneath really doesn’t help your case either.

Honestly, as far as I’m concerned sweatpants are for people who can’t find anything in their size or girls on their period.

Which means boys, next time you see a skinny girl in sweats, you know why you should stay away…

besides that she looks like a bum.

xoxo

Isla