Good Evening Friends,

Welcome to this mess of a post!! Tonight we have a girl who clearly didn’t get the memo on corsets. Also, she decided to decorate hers with hello kitty faces and big nasty fake pearls. Very DIY. Congrats… things are supposed to look like you did it yourself.

Well girlfriend, where to begin?

Your nails… gross. I bet you paid a fortune to have those bad boys put on. You look like you could poke an eye out. And they are fucking square. DUH! At the point where your nail gets to be that long (or you’ve put on press ons like this girl) you cut them or you round them out. You accentuate the fake when you give your nail such a drastic shape.

I’ve already discussed corsets, but what the fuck did you put on yours? Isn’t hello kitty for seven year olds and asians who think they’re seven? Those pearl beads make me want to vomit. Good job ironing on those hearts and kitties though!

Your tattoos. Well, honestly I’m not a huge fan of big flashy tattoos. I’m always wayyy too curious about what happens when you’re old and wrinkly and you have tattoos covering big portions of your body. I think at that point you’ll regret it. But if you do it, at least do something  thoughtful or original. It looks like this lovely lady picked hers off the wall of art the shop knows they can do. How much did you pay for that? I hope not much.

Oh! Congratulations! Your lips are freaking enormous!

I’d also like to point out, she put the stars and hearts in the photo, not me.

I would have put frowning crying faces.

xoxo

Isla